Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Salt Lake City (II)

Selected excerpts from the Salt Lake City Weekly's back page, week of May 18, 2006 (all sic):


Very relaxing Asian, Polynesian, Chinese & Hawaiian Massage. Hot Stone avail. We'll pick up travelers for free! Call 801-xxx-xxxx or 801-xxx-xxxx


801-xxx-xxxx. Credit Cards Accepted. LMT#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Tantric Touch

801-xxx-xxxx. LMT#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Great Massage M & F

Life touch & Deep tissue by Mike Call xxx-xxxx lmt#xxxxxxx or Call Timi xxx-xxxx lmt#xxxxxx

Ultimate Massage

Rest, Relax, Rejuvenate. Christine xxx-xxxx Michelle xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxx

A+ Massage

We have Doug & Laurie! Credit Cards Accepted. 801-xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxx-xxxx

Massage Paradise

Hands down the best massage guaranteed! Call Brandon 801-xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxxx-xxxx


Salt Lake City Massage, Male & Female Therapists. Lite, Medium, & Deep Tissue. Open late 7 days. Major c/c accepted. www.[address].us lmt#xxxxxxxxxxx
[Massage Company] xxx-xxxx

Dennis Massage 4Men

www.[website].com (xxx-xxxx) lmt#xxxxxx-xxxx

Looking for a Stud?

Man to Man massage & hair removal by hot guy. You need it, I've got it. Best damn massage & hair removal in town. Call Paul xxx-xxxx [website].net lmt#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Nurturing Male Touch

Tender Massage available for In/Out Calls Call xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxxx

Best Russian Massage

Call 801-xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxx

All Around the Town Massage

The Thai Spa Experience
Fragrant Herbal Healing Massages. Scrubs & Wraps exclusively done the Thailand way! Great for Men & Women! Infrared Sauna. showers. 801-xxx-xxxx 1918 [address] LMT#xxxxxx-xxxx


Same day appts. walk-ins always welcome. Call xxx-xxxx lic#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Relaxation Spa

Relax you mind and body with Asian/American massage with a hottub. M/F therapists. 801-xxx-xxxx

Best Massage

The greatest massage in the world. call Michael 801-xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Extra Special Massage

Young Male Therapist. 801-xxx-xxxx lmt#xxxxxxxxxxxx

Heavenly Massage

$45 Special
THERAPUTICE. Nurturing. Relaxing. 10+ yrs. exp. Diana xxx-xxxx lmt # 115683

Your Massage Your Way

The way you want it. Warm oil & talented hands create the desired result.Waxing & shaving also avail. Call Tom xxx-xxxx lmt#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Massage by Chad

Swedish or deep tissue massage at its best. Downtown SLC. Shower avail. Cash, visa/ MC. Chad xxx-xxxx lmt#xxxxxxxxxxxx

Finally! Diving Massage

Hot Oil, Hot Towels. Call us at 801-xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Massage Table for Sale

EarthLite Brand. Used only once, $300. Call xxx-xxxx

Pride Massage

Great Therapists, Great Hours, Great Massage. Call for appt. In/ Out call. Your choice Male or Female therapist, showers avail. all bank cards accecpted. Pride Massage 1800 [address] Call xxx-xxxx lmt#xxxxxxxxxxxx

Healing Stone Therapy

My studio / your hotel. 801-xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxx

Relax with Hot Oil Massage!

At Rising Sun where customers come first! xxx-xxxx lmt#0311320

Nice Package

Back, crack & sack wax. Men's waxing. Darrell in Park City 801-xxx-xxxx M.E. lic#xxxxxxx-xxxx

Hot Oil Massage

My Studio / Your Hotel 801-xxx-xxxx LMT#xxxxxx

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